Show on Friday! Setlist Leaked!

Cell Camp performs at The Playground Theater's Graffiti on Friday, May 16th at 10:00pm. $10.

We've got your first look at the setlist for Friday night's show. Shhhhh! It's super secret!

1. Opener (TBD)
2. Love Letter Litany > Opener #2 > Love Letter Litany
3. Banter
4. Oxi-Zaz
5. Immigrant Stomp >Immigrant Stomp Jam > Opener #3
6. Banter
7. Escape From Bath and Body Works
8. It Will Get Awkward @
9. You Betcha Taco %
10. Anne's Super Sweet Sixteen

E: The Bow and Point #

@ w/ Tim getting into a weather balloon and crowd surfing in audience
% w/ Cookie Monster tease and a brief Q&A with audience
# w/ extra pointing to Sound Booth

Cell Camp @ Graffiti on May 16th

Cell Camp is excited to perform at The Playground Theater's Graffiti on Friday, May 16th at 10:00pm.

We plan on performing mostly new scenes from our upcoming show, Mall Party. It's going to be huge!

The Playground Theater
http://www.the-playground.com/

The Strawdog Show: Great Times!

Thanks to all our friends, families and fans that came out to support us at the Strawdog Theater show. We had a blast!

Strawdog Theater
http://www.strawdog.org/

Cell Camp hits YouTube!

Clips from our Chicago Sketchfest performance of most recent show "Mixtape" is now available on YouTube!

http://www.youtube.com/user/cellcampchicago

You can also check out clips from our first show from a year ago "Welcome to America, May I Take Your Border?"

Cell Camp's MIXTAPE Wins 5 Donny Awards!

The 2007 Donny Awards, awarded by Second City's Donny's Skybox, have been released and Cell Camp won 5 awards for its show MIXTAPE!

Cell Camp's MIXTAPE won for the following:

-Top 5 Sketch shows of the Year (#5)
-Best Actor (#4), Tim Heurlin
-Best Actress (#1), Kate Lambert
-Line of the Year (#6): "You two are just going to have to fuck it out."
-Best Technical Direction from Jason Flowers

Congratulations to the winners!

Cell Camp may be performing MIXTAPE again soon so stay tuned.

Cell Camp - It begins...with the Top 15 Cell Camp Lines

To start off this hilariously informative blogsite, Cell Camp lists some of its most memorable lines from previous shows, rehearsals, sketches and coke parties!

• "Ants. The world's hardest working insect. Nature's Mexican's."




• "The Dark Lord Xanthar says he's evil. The Dark Lord Xanthar says he will crush the souls of the innocent and drink the blood of the damned. But what's he doing snuggling with this puppy?"




• "Great! First 9/11 and now this!"




• “Jowls Whitley. I knew him when he was a little boy. Strange little fellar. He liked to lick cats.”




• It's Sydney. Sydney Simon. It's alliterative. And i'm a person. Not a utensil.




• "The lump under my shirt on Monday will be a gun."




• Doctor: “Two wise men? I thought there were three.” The Virgin Mary: “Actually, only two of them were legitimately wise. The other one was a putz.”




• “Oh this, it isn’t even my real eye.”




• "Tell my wife I love...cookies."




• “Say the name of the item you’d like to order, followed by the quantity. For example, taco...eighty.”




• Professor: "I didn't know you smoked." Student: "Only when I'm stoned."




• Mary: "It’s the new diet AmpuSlim! Just a quick outpatient visit to the M.D., they lop off a limb, and you’re back out in a few hours- and more than a few pounds lighter!" Lisa: "How exciting and not at all ludicrously dangerous!"




• Customer: "Do you serve lobsters here?" Waiter: "We serve everyone, monsieur."
  
  
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Look at how health conscience we all are...



and our ladies get along so well with one another...



But mostly we like to take pictures with each other.